Morning morning, my loverlies. So, you know what? I’ve quickly gathered Vaziran bua (yikes, she’s insisting on top
billing), Madhu my Mottu Maid (she’s been relegated to a sidey role, I’m afraid, just like Konko Sen Sharma is nowadays), Laraboo my silly billi (the darling) and last but not the least, my adorable research assistant Dimwit Mirza (she’s learning to play Scrabble now even though her angrezi is soooo suspect).
Anyway, the first item of the day has been served to me by Vaziran. Nosh farmaiye and all that. Bua says that Katrina Kaif has been secretly guiding sister Isabel (five more sisters there, it seems) to make a BIG break in Bollywood. This is in absolute contrast to the talk that Kaifu wants Isabel to hang around in England for the rest of her life, locked up in a dungeon.
For starters, Kaifu has enrolled Isabel at an institute in New York, not for brain care sillies, but for a year-long course in acting. This development happened while apni Kaifu was shooting for Kabir Khan’s movie in the Big Apple. Munchy.
A model didi, Kaifu doesn’t want Isabel to venture into the movies, unprepared like she did with Boom Doom Gloom. Isabel will also take serious Hindi-speaking lessons.
Er, but doesn’t Kaifu also need to do that urgently? Matlab ki “Yacht aa rahi hai,” she says, no?